cuxatroleum

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

thewritingcafe
headlesswriter:

BACKGROUND MIX — CAFFEINATED MUSIC
Instrumental tracks for when you need a push to get your to-do list done.
[listen]
01. Pokémon Theme Song — Walt Ribeiro (ForOrchestra) || 02. Pacific Rim Theme (Epic Rock Cover) —  Little V Mills || 03. The Avengers Theme — Alan Silvestri || 04. Knights of Cydonia (Muse) — Vitamin String Quartet || 05. Mermaid — Amber Music || 06. Smooth Criminal (Michael Jackson) — 2Cellos || 07. Legend of Zelda Suite — London Philharmonic Orchestra || 08. Balrog Boogie — Diablo String Orchestra || 09. Thrift Shop — Vitamin String Quartet || 10. Cliffs of Dover — Eric Johnson || 11. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Daft Punk) — Walt Ribeiro (ForOrchestra) || 12. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion — London Philharmonic Orchestra || 13. He’s A Pirate — Pirates of the Caribbean (Curse of the Black Pearl) || 14. Pirate — Amber Music || 15. Welcome To The Jungle — 2Cellos || 16. The Last Of Us (Epic Rock Cover) — Little V Mills ||

headlesswriter:

BACKGROUND MIX — CAFFEINATED MUSIC

Instrumental tracks for when you need a push to get your to-do list done.

[listen]

01. Pokémon Theme Song — Walt Ribeiro (ForOrchestra) || 02. Pacific Rim Theme (Epic Rock Cover) —  Little V Mills || 03. The Avengers Theme — Alan Silvestri || 04. Knights of Cydonia (Muse) — Vitamin String Quartet || 05. Mermaid — Amber Music || 06. Smooth Criminal (Michael Jackson) — 2Cellos || 07. Legend of Zelda Suite — London Philharmonic Orchestra || 08. Balrog Boogie — Diablo String Orchestra || 09. Thrift Shop  Vitamin String Quartet || 10. Cliffs of Dover — Eric Johnson || 11. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Daft Punk) — Walt Ribeiro (ForOrchestra) || 12. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion — London Philharmonic Orchestra || 13. He’s A Pirate — Pirates of the Caribbean (Curse of the Black Pearl) || 14. Pirate — Amber Music || 15. Welcome To The Jungle — 2Cellos || 16. The Last Of Us (Epic Rock Cover) — Little V Mills ||

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the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus
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peggingwithstyles:

travisdodgeunwritten:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

matelote

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21